This is been sitting on my desk for a couple years, received via AMS in '96:
THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM NORTH KOREAN
PROPOGANDA ARTICLES OVER THE LAST 7 MONTHS. THIS WORKSHEET IS
DESIGNED TO HELP THE AVERAGE READER UNDERSTAND THE NORTH KOREAN
PROPOGANDA ARTISTS.
TO USE THE ONE AND ONLY NO-DONG SINMUN QUICK PHRASEOLOGY WORKSHEET,
JUST PICK A 3-DIGIT NUMBER AND MATCH THE COLUMNS:
NO DONG SINMUN QUICK PHRASEOLOGY WORKSHEET
1 TRAITOROUS 1 FASCIST 1 PHRASEMONGERS
2 FRANTICALLY 2 PROVOCATIONAL 2 RASCALS
3 BELLICOSE 3 BABBLING 3 SIMPLETONS
4 RECKLESS 4 FRENZISH 4 CLIQUES
5 TREACHEROUS 5 FUTILE 5 STOOGES
6 COLONIAL 6 WARLIKING 6 REACTIONARIES
7 SINISTER 7 FLUNKYIST 7 HOOLIGANS
8 PERFIDIOUS 8 BLURTING-OUT 8 PUPPETS
9 UNSCRUPULOUS 9 MANEUVERING 9 IMPERIALISTS
EXAMPLE: 763 = SINISTER WARLIKING SIMPLETONS
436 = RECKLESS BABBLING REACTIONARIES